Crotcher

red head; ginger; fire crotch

Wow, that girl with freckles is such a crotcher

by tiqle May 29, 2010

crotchity

Acting old and bitter, kinda bitchy.

That old crotchity bitch just gave me the finger.

by Mudd October 12, 2003

crotchety rocket

An old school sport bike that is usually falling apart, but still runs, somehow.

I gotta take my crotchety rocket in to the shop because the exhaust is rusted through.

by Caferacer001 July 11, 2009

critchets

This is a silly adjective for something being described as nasty or gross.

Kid #1: Look at that bug.
Kid #2: Eww, it's frigging critchets!

by Dana ccc September 5, 2007

crotchital

The nether-regions; genitals, the crotch; a combination of words creating the super-word to describe the lower region; a genius invention of the coolest dude ever.

Timmy got kicked in the crotchital by Suzy! That must hurt!

by plasticfuck November 28, 2005

Crocheting

Really just another way of saying you are going to do absolutely nothing for the next three hours besides gossiping and eating some chocolate scones with some righteous chocolate macadamia nut tea.

In a year of going to the crochet group there were maybe three minutes of crocheting between talking about the sociopathic raging cuntrag/supermoms who claimed they were friends while scarfing scones, cookies, truffles and drinking an entire pot of chocolate macadamia nut tea.

Good times!

Person 1:"What did you work on at crocheting group???"
Person 2:"A desert plate!"

by OneWithTheTea August 6, 2009

CrotchTime

The act of using your iPhone 4 to video chat showing live streaming of your genitals.

While traveling with my new iPhone 4 I was able to set up some crotchtime with the wife and her iPhone 4, good thing I remembered to shave this morning.

by Today in iOS podcast June 10, 2010