closer

in dating, one who is consistently able to seal the deal with the opposite sex, be it in the bedroom or in some other emotionally satisfying manner

- "He's been calling me for like 3 weeks now but nothing's happened."
- "Yeah, he's not a closer."

by woundedgazelle August 2, 2005

Closer

Halo 9 and the fifth track on the Nine Inch Nails album 'The Downward Spiral'. One of their most well-known songs with an easily recognisable beat, influenced by that of Iggy Pop's 'Nightclubbing'. Sexiest song ever.

"I wanna fuck you like an animal;
I wanna feel you from the inside;
I wanna fuck you like an animal;
My whole existence is flawed.

You get me closer to God."

by reznor = god August 1, 2007

crossroads

A point in your life where you don't know what the fuck to do.

From the crossroads to my doorstep, my eyey they begin to fade.

"I'm at a crossroads in my life"

by golrilla December 13, 2003

crossroads

One of the Top 10 best Bone Thugs N Harmony songs ever made :)

See you at the crossroads so you won't be loneeeellllyyyy...

by darkmyst June 26, 2006

Crossroads

Los Angles Private School which is more like a Ditch where students do their school work. Also half the the students breath art even though they are about as artistic as a rat.

Guy 1: "Do you go to crossroads?"
Guy 2: "No, Why?"
Guy 1: "Oh, it's just that your art sucks."

by TheSwagmaster76 August 1, 2013

king closer

A person that excels at sales and closing deals. To have superior ability to close someone "this term was coined for sales associates" To be able to control a conversation or phone call and get the end result accomplished. This term is given to the cream of the crop in sales and typically reffers to the best of the best in sales.

Example 1.) That Michael D. Jackson is sure a king closer, he called that Potential Customer and had his credit card # in 5 minutes.

Example 2.) Out of all of the Associates at AST, Mike jackson is a king among the closers for the company

Example 3.) The scent that is put off as Michael D Jackson chokes them with his huge closers brass balls.

by Beto Paredes May 20, 2008

closerly

Even more closely. Closely is when you are close to someone or something. e.g. watching something closely or being closely related to somebody.

The cop monitored the gang hideout closely, but he was monitoring the crack den closerly.

by MichaelToTheJ May 10, 2008