kardashian cooties

When one is so sick of all of the massive exposure of the Kardashian"s marketing themselves that they just want to stay away from them or hearing about them in every way possible.

Don't put that channel on I will get the Kardashian Cooties......

by Cubby Cubster August 15, 2016

Coochie Cooties

coochie cooties is a general word for all STDs that only applies to females

Ethan: Yo she’s fine I’m tryna fuck
David: Watch out she got coochie cooties tho

by Quikyscopz May 28, 2019

Cooties

evil pests that dwell in the cooter.

Stay away from that bitch nigga, she got them cooties.

by Buckingbancon June 27, 2010

cooties

Another Form of Aids

Don't Make me give you cooties!

by jl32194 March 11, 2010

Cooties

Cooties is a highly infectious disease, common between the ages of 5 and 12, which happens through the contact of saliva, generally by the mouth. Symptoms include a rash near or on the face, and sometimes even severe cases of toes dropping off.

Jimmy got cooties after kissing Amanda. Luckily, he only got the rash.

by Cootieluver33 October 12, 2015

cooties

1. real or imagined lice

2. an imaginary problem that little kids use as an excuse not to touch or go near someone.

Little Boy: Will you be my valentine?

Little Girl: Eww, no way! You probably have cooties anyway.

by Light Joker December 3, 2004

croonies

little hoodrats who steal your shit

"Those croonies stole my iPod!!!"

by Krystinerrr December 28, 2011