cooterfro

Hairy cooter, reminiscent of 70's porn like Debbie Does Dallas; see chewbacca twat.

All the chicks in Debbie Does Dallas have cooterfro.

by bunny September 15, 2004

Crooked D

When the shaft of one's penis is naturally tilted to one side or another.

I got that straight shaft, but homeboy over there is packin' that crooked D.

by Butta Monkey February 18, 2009

Crooked as a bag of snakes

Southern and western phase describing a person or and

Organization as being extremely untrustworthy, crooked, cheating and corrupt with out shame.

Old Judge Thompson is as crooked as a bag of snakes, he gives those local attorneys anything they want against out of town people and insurance companies.

by NorbertO October 5, 2012

Cooter bark

Queef is so 70s. It's a cooter bark now

Her cooter bark was so loud it scared me.

by Dusty old kiefer December 23, 2022

Cooter Closedown

The female version of a cock block.

"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"

by Kate Dwyer March 14, 2009

cleveland cooter

someone from cleveland who wipes from back to front resulting in a crap smeared pussy

dude you gotta tell your girlfriend to wipe front to back because i could smell your girlfriend's cleveland cooter while i was doing her

by puddination December 21, 2009

Crooked Minds

He who has a crooked mind finds no good, And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.

Crooked Minds is an awesome website, check it out @ www.crookedminds.com

by crookedminds June 16, 2009