cockward

a word used to describe an awkward sexual encounter/situation

sometimes used as an alternative to awkward without any sexual instances involved

Macy: "we were going to have sex, but his penis wouldnt get hard."
Penelope: "Yikes, that must have been cockward."

by AlCam2000 July 3, 2010

Cockward

The definition of "cockward" is having a spontaneous erection or boner in highly awkward situations, such as a funeral, job interview or even a wedding.

Drake: "Dude, that funeral was terrible I had a boner the whole time."

Ringo: "That must have been so cockward."

by LookMaNoHands2594 December 21, 2010

Cookiardos

It is a superior race (human being appearance, but their heart is made of crackers). It is a myth that has lasted 1000 years, it has been said that they are only two in the world, and someday they will be together and rule the world (Like Pinky and The Brain). The Female (called Cookita) has some deficiencies like: not combine watches with clothes, being so beautiful (yeah, this is a deficiency because she can kill Cookito), etc. On the other hand Cookito is more intelligent (little bit) and knows how to combine watches with his clothes. They share a lot of things, for example their favorite band is U2, and they love the same songs (Romeo and Juliet, Don’t stop believin, etc). Both are magnificent, especially her, she is so beautiful that now Cookito is crazy (a.k.a. Loquito); she is the most intelligent, pleasant, friendly person. If you want to know more about this kind of people look in Wikipedia for the definition of “perfection“ or listen to all U2´s songs…

Curiosities:
Cookita´s Mom is also beautiful.
They have 100000 of nicknames (Cuco, Cooko, Cooka, Cookiet, Hermocook, Pinky, Cerebro, Burrita Sabanera, Burrito Sabanero, Galleta, Galleetc.)
Cookito knows EVERYTHING.
Cookita´s laugh sounds like a horse.
Cookito don’t know how to say contradicho, he always says contradecido (what an ignorant).
It is impossible that Cookito hurts Cookita.
Cookito adores Cookita more than anyone in the world.
Cookito is waiting for Cookita…

cookie cookies cookita cookito cookiet hermocook cookiardos

by JAGB June 21, 2011

Cockward

A "cockward" sentence or phrase is identified as being so cocky that it's awkward to the people hearing it, because they don't know how to react.

Joe- I just banged three chicks, and then benched 425, so.. yea."

Will- (To Other Friend) That was cockward"

by TheBreakfastKlub July 25, 2011

Cockward

The feeling awkwardness that can only be generated by hugging a guy friend and feeling their boner against you.

Dude, when I hugged him, the situation became immediately cockward.

by GeicoGecko16 August 1, 2011

Corkward

where things are awk' but on a tremendous scale. Ushally things so awk can only be done by few people and one of those people are dan Corkil. Good luck too all of his future victims

Corkward -

An awkward moment when you get rejected for sex from a girl, chase after her but realize others are watching you and run in the opposite direction into the shadows

by LOL @ CORK November 9, 2012

cockward

''cockward'' is a term used when something with a cock or dick is awkward, it comes from the term ''awkward''.

1. It's most mainly used when people are about to have sex, but then the guy's dick rises or does something weird, so it's ''cockward'', his cock is awkward.

2. When a guy gets a boner, but it goes down and everyone see's. It's ''cockward''

Wow.. well that was cockward.

Ye, he got a boner then it went down and his crush, Charlene saw. It was hella funny but cockward!

by deutschistgenial September 10, 2012