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Crook As Rookwood

Crook is Australian slang for feeling sick as in, "I'm feelin' real crook, mate." It can also mean something that is distasteful as in, "That's crook!" Rookwood Cemetery is located in Sydney, Australia, so something must be real bad or rotten to say it's as crook as Rookwood.
"Mate, seriously, she was as crook as Rookwood."
by wardswords November 25, 2016
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crook eye

a synonym for the more popular cut eye. a way of looking.may be interpreted as a look of hostile agression. may be projected as hostile passive agression. as giving somone "a look".
1.assuming or accusing someone is giving you crook eye when they are not can be used as an excuse to physically retaliate.
2.purposefully giving someone crook eye in order to illicit a violent response or passive retreat.
3.to intimidate or demonstrate dominance and superiority over your chosen rival.
look can ofetn included squinting, furrowing of brow,intensifying focus and is often paired with spiting, jaw clenching "the re glance"and other contemporary displays of overt or covert anger and agression
by louis piss May 15, 2006
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crook award

The coveted metaphorical prize/trophy awarded to a gentleman who has recently slept with a woman of a "NOT single" status.

The state of shock and jubilation in which one realises he has porked a hottie with a boyfriend/husband.
Mate...you remember that hottie I went home with last night?...turns out she had a long-term boyfriend!... Spot me a cheeky crook award!

excuse me babes...are you single or am I about to get nominated for a crook award?

seriously? you shagged a married woman? bear with me lad i'll go buy you a pint and bring you your crook award!
by hydepark March 19, 2010
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crook as a dog

That fucken Damo cunt chucked a sickie again aye.

Yeah true but I saw him yesterday arvo the cunts crook as a dog looked like death warmed up
by Dazza mate March 7, 2017
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crook dick

a misshaped penis that looks like a fishing hook.
lex has a crook dick so when he urinates he usually sprays himself. He also has a tiny penis and would be embarrassed if he was in a shower with a chinese toddler.
by Jason Dugan July 31, 2006
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crook operator

A person, often tradie , that operates to the crookest of levels. Loves getting weird and is often seen doing dumb shit at work. On the piss a crook operator is known to be able to sink as much piss as an Irish man and his horse. Crook operations can include doing dangerously stupid stuff while on the piss and getting so weird that you make the CBHS hockey squad seem normal.
Holy fuck that cunt with a dildo out all of his holes is a crook operator.
by Nolan, Mike Nolan March 13, 2019
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crook guts

A jarro-ism. Meaning you ate an off chicken sandwich from the servo.
Jarro says “that sandwich gave me crook guts”
by Accountability January 17, 2018
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