hook or crook

By any means necessary

I’m going to win by hook or crook.

by BigRodFrom93rd January 25, 2018

half way crook

Does not exist. The fact that this definition is even here is a paradox.

"Scared to death, Scared to look, they shook,
'cause aint no such thing as half way crooks"
-M.D.

by iraqigangsta January 18, 2008

Crooked Minds

He who has a crooked mind finds no good, And he who is perverted in his language falls into evil.

Crooked Minds is an awesome website, check it out @ www.crookedminds.com

by crookedminds June 16, 2009

Choofed

High as all hell

Dude Mason was so choofed he just sat on the couch for 2 hours staring at the ceiling

by Lil Yeetmeister March 13, 2019

crofton middle school

crofton middle school is home of popular white girls who rotate boyfriends and let their boyfriends say the n- word, and the boys only date white blondes or brunettes that can dye their hair blonde. you’ll also find the most racist kids ever born, and if you’re planning on going there, good luck if your not a white blonde!

omg, crofton middle school is a hell hole

by idontcarelol January 29, 2021

Lara Crofted

Lara Crofted is when you get impaled by an object

Oh my god! Call an ambulance, I just got Lara Crofted !!

by alpetergriffin April 7, 2021

choofmonster

One who dominates a bong or joint while in company; failure to share marijuana. Smoking in front of others without sharing.

Derivation of choof.

Sebastian: Hey, John! Give me some of that ganja - stop being such a choofmonster!

by Googles January 3, 2004