(n) When a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina.
Vincent: "Your mom makes the best crockpot special ever!"
Jamie: "What's a crockpot special?"
Vincent: "It's when a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina."
Jamie: "Oh. Vincent please don't do that with my mom again."
Jamie: "What's a crockpot special?"
Vincent: "It's when a man has vigorous, unprotected intercourse with a woman. He then her eats out to the point of vomiting. After filling her vagina with vomit, the man then uses his home economics skills to sew shut the woman's vagina. After several weeks of "brewing," the man, or perhaps another very impatient man, cuts open the stitches, and uses a spoon to consume the contents of the woman's vagina."
Jamie: "Oh. Vincent please don't do that with my mom again."
by jamarcotton February 23, 2009
Get the crockpot specialmug. by Frostyfries March 3, 2023
Get the Georgia crockpotmug. by Matt the Crapper January 3, 2014
Get the chili in the crockpotmug. by Shanker1012 June 8, 2016
Get the Mississippi Crockpotmug. When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours (perhaps causing abdominal pain), preparing to serve up a buttload of stinking floaters (perhaps interspersed with blood, or stained dark by blood).
Craig: I haven't pooped in a while, Anne. What's going on?
Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.
Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.
by Metastases June 5, 2016
Get the Colon Crockpotmug. When you and your homeboys ejaculate inside of your girls mouth and let it simmer for a while than eat it out of her mouth.
by Mr.KKKrabs December 19, 2016
Get the living crockpotmug. A Portugues crockpot is very similar to the Dutch Oven. However, after pulling the blanket or bed clothing over your partners head, instead of farting you take a shit.
by TattooedMachine May 15, 2015
Get the portugues crockpotmug.