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Crocodile Hunter

Real Name: Steve Robert Irwin
February 22 1962, – September 4, 2006

Known as The Crocodile Hunter, an unconventional wildlife documentary series which he hosted with his wife Terri Irwin. He also owned and operated the Australia Zoo at Beerwah in Queensland with friend William Rollo and his wife. In 2002, he had his first feature film, The Crocodile: Collision Course, which recieved negative ratings (it cost $13 million budget). In 2004, he took his newborn child to one of his shows, where he was accused of child endangerment, it was revealed on Good Morning America that he doesn't endanger children. On September 4, 2006, he was fatally stabbed in the heart by a stingray, where Steve met his demise. Gone but not forgotten
Me: Did you watch Good Morning America today? Crocodile Hunter died.
Other Guy: I saw it at 6:00 A.M.!
Me: So did I!
Another Guy: He died?
by Sean Ryan September 4, 2006
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Crocodile Shit

A type of shit that when taken correctly while slide perfectly into the toilet water with no splash or sound, similar to a crocodile stealth-fully sliding into a river from the bank . For this to happen the turd in question must be long enough to reach the water from your ass.
Mary: "why are you so happy?"
John: "Just took a crocodile shit, no splash at all"
Alex: "Dude those are the best!"
*high fives John*
Alex: "I took one the other day that must have been over a foot-long!"
Mary: *dry heaves*

dump crap shit drop a log defecate
by Doctor.R November 17, 2010
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muddy crocodile

When someone fails to flush the deuce they dropped in the public toilet, and then subsequent users of the toilet, rather than flushing it down, continue to urinate on the floating turd until the surrounding water becomes so murky you can only barely see the top of the log emerging from the water.

Also known as a chocolate alligator.
Fucking nasty! I just walked into that stall and somebody left me a muddy crocodile!
by finkystingers September 1, 2011
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cacadile

When you take a crap so huge part of it sticks out of the water.
Man I dropped a cacadile the size of my arm. Two flushes and it still didn't go down
by e wizzle19 November 21, 2011
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Crocopile

An orgy consisting of individuals wearing crocs. When a group of persons sporting crocs agree to have an orgy. They wear nothing but the crocs, of which are of a various assortment of bright and irritating colours. It looks really silly.
Andy: I heard you went to an orgy. I'm jealous!
Rob: Dude, it was a crocopile. I barely escaped with my life!
Andy: Holy shit!
by Jet_Al0ne January 14, 2013
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crocodildo

A crocodile that doesnt have a head and instead he has a dildo.
by Lil Vexedly April 19, 2018
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Crocaine

An obsessive addiction to the act of crocheting, often exhibited by middle aged women.It is considered to be as addictive as amphetamines such as cocaine. These people can often be found googling yarn stores, crocheting patterns,hiding the amount of their crocheting behavior, and crocheting quietly in a little corner. In addition they hoard and hide their "stash" of yarn. Related to the disorder known as yarnaholic.
Diana: Why was mom late picking me up today?
Dad: Why do you think? It's the crocaine. She had to get a couple of lines in.
Diana: One day she's going to crochet herself into a cocoon.
Dad: We can only hope.
by Nikki87 April 4, 2009
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