Shitting Crickets

freaking out

Then my transvestite of an English professor bent down to pick up my pencil, and her wig fell onto my desk. We were both shitting crickets.

Damn, that test was so hard I was shitting crickets.

by Mike Simeone May 24, 2012

Liquid crutches

Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.

"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"

"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "

by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013

jesus harold christ on rubber crutches

an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.

Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job

Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!

by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020

urban crickets

In cities, the sound of car alarms going off in the distance. The urban equivalent of hearing crickets chirping in the country.

It was a surprisingly quiet night in the city, and as I walked home to the sounds of urban crickets, I contemplated my next move.

by Connie U. June 11, 2006

Crickets

When you prove someone wrong and they have no response.

My boss screamed at me for not completing an assignment he said he had given me. When I showed him that it was still in his brief case, he went all crickets.

by jackel_inthebox April 14, 2006

Crickets

The word said to break the silence after an unfunny (lame) joke has been told, usually to place embarrassment on the person who attempted the joke. Sometimes yelled to increase embarrassment.

Person 1: "That's what your mum said last night..."
*Everyone Silent*
Person 2: "CRICKETS!"

by Wilse July 16, 2007

Crickets

To have a joke or comment followed by a silence substantial enough to make the chirping of crickets audible.

"Hey, I got your moms phone number, and I called it", "God damn thats crickets"

by Cokehead December 23, 2002