Crisley

A douchebag who once had a penis but recently shaved it off to make room for the doucheyness his pants obtained while he was axing himself for pleasure.

My name's Crisley and I'm a hairy geekburger.

by deeptooter111 December 18, 2009

crikey

its not really australian as such, origonally men of the english black country, us working class midlanders always uses this word insteda saying "oh god", white ausies musta borrowed the word from our prisoners.

john: oh crikey, walsall are loosing, why dow they get the ball out to the em,
mick: I know, they bloody hopeless

by paul hinton May 15, 2006

Crickey

A sarcastic take on Australia's slang "Crikey" which is an expression of surprise or shock, or used in admiration/awe. Possibly originated from Americans on the internet.

Crickey mate! she's a fighter

by timmo999 June 9, 2018

crisleydi

The most amazing, beautiful girl in the world. She is great, lovable, caring and incredible. She will rock your world. She is always right and a boss in the court. She will win and she will not be sorry for it. A Crisleydi is a winner and never ever a loser so do not count on winning because she will take that shit with a blink of an eye. She is fearless. She will kill you if she has to, because no one messes with a Crisleydi. She's also a psychic so beware.

Damnnn daddy look at her, she looks like a Crisleydi.
Damnnnn is she a Crisleydi because she just beat Alan!!?

Damnnnnnnnnn look at those moves, looks like a Crisleydi

by Cristheboss May 27, 2017

crikey

Euphemism for the blasphemy 'Christ kill me!'.

Akin to 'Cor blimey!' (God blind me).

Used when suprised/shocked.

"Crikey! I wasn't expecting that."

by Stainsbod May 26, 2008

Crikey

Blimey.

Made famous by Danger Mouse.

by tutash June 6, 2003

Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!

Best used to describe a very chaotic noisy scene, when it is quite clearly silent, calm and tranquil

You walk into the doctors waiting room, and it is clearly very quiet, but you can't help but grab your head in agony and say with the poshest English accent you can imagine:

"Crikey! It's like a Piccadilly Circus in here!!!"

by gypsymadonna January 18, 2013