crippled spastic

boomytastic

"That pie was crippled spastic"

"That joint was actually crippled spastic"

"Milky bar yogurts are fucking crippled spastic bluuudddd"

by garylikesweed February 5, 2009

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Hook You Crippled

To perform at the highest level. To excel at something in a highly competitive way that is not normally competitive. To assert primal dominance.

D: "Are you sure you can handle another drink?"
S: "I'll hook you crippled!"

by VoodooPuppy April 11, 2011

crippled

Someone who has been newly initiated into the "Crips" gang.

D'bo just got initiated into the Crips. Let's get buck n' crunk to dat funky c-walk in celebration to his being crippled.

Q: Why's the sky blue?
A: 'Cause the Earth B crippled cuz!

by Ballz-Loc December 26, 2008

Crippled

Crippled is when someone is injured or is in large amounts of pain for large increments of time Crippled

Hay Mackenna your a crippled human being

by livvv604 November 9, 2017

cripple fight

a cripple fight is a fight between 2 cripple's is called a cripple fight as used on South Park usually involving the items that help the cripple's live out there lives to some normallity such as a wheelchair or crutches

Cartman (on a mic in a supermarket):CRIPPLE FIGHT!!!!!!

by Crazyd September 20, 2005

cripple spot

Parking space reserved for the disabled.

"Man! Right outside the front doors of Best Buy, and on Christmas Eve! I had to double check to make sure it wasn't a cripple spot."
"Damn, what a lucky park!"

by GreyWyvern January 9, 2009