Exotic Cricket

When a motherfucker looks clapped as fuck and has an oval ass face, they are referred to as the most exotic species of cricket available on the black market.

"Ey pussyo, you lookin like an exotic cricket, where you mama birthed you, in a shed, retarded lookin ass"

by The pampering pope March 2, 2021

cracked at fortnite

This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh

POV: 6th grader walks up to u me: what the 6th grader This is my friend Justin and he is cracked at Fortnite my guy uhhhhhh

by Bruh Killarney December 2, 2020

Blue gum moon cricket

An old African-American from the streets, one who probably wears khakis of various colors with a flannel shirt and is carrying around some sort of alcoholic beverage in brown paper bag.

Yo, did ya'll peep Mr. Johnson down on W. 63rd? He a straight up blue gum moon cricket!

by jweezy13 April 25, 2011

out-chicked

When a guys girlfriend is way too good for him.

Dude, Bob is sooo out-chicked!

by cinci-sam October 9, 2007

*crickets*

The sound of silence. In wilderness areas during the still of the night, all that can be heard is the sound of crickets chirping.

"I asked him where things stand on the contract. All I heard was.... (crickets)."
"She promised to give me a progress report last week. Since then --- *crickets* "

by WmB December 22, 2013

cracked out Sunday

The Sunday after partying hard and being out all night, usually after using ecstasy. Characterized by not being able to sleep but being very tired, feeling very spaced out or skitzy, and generally feeling like shit.

Let's go to Jon's for cracked out Sunday, he has the star machine and blunts.

by awsookehsookeh June 21, 2010

Cracked crackers

I had to go open my big beak!

Person 1: Maybe the whale will giggle us out if we tickle the roof of his mouth!
Person 2: Good idea. But what can we use to tickle him?
Person 1: smug
Person 2: Cracked crackers! I had to go open my big beak!

by Delete this account now June 4, 2023