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Couch crevice

A: The tiny section of the couch available on a regular basis because someone less deserving with much more free time on their hands has spread their unshowered gelatinous ass meat and back rolls and accompanying snacks, ashtray, Blaney, marijuana rolling tray, one dirty sock food stamp card, book they're not reading, pillow they took out of your room that now smells like their armpit, open highlighter, loose change, snot filled napkin, cell phone and rapid charger with cord that they swear they bought, and list of "Things To Do," all of which when shoved over toward the aromatic eyesore yields a sliver section on the furniture that you paid for available to you called a Couch Crevice. There is another version of Couch Crevice which ....
B: describes the friendly homeless meth-whores randomly deposited in the living room by roommates that have already enjoyed their company and were thoughtful enough to leave them behind to entertain others and steal things.
A; "Dude, suck in some of your funk and sweep off enough Doritos so I can squeeze my ass cheeks into a Couch Crevice and watch this educational program with you."

B: "Dude, who's the new Couch Crevice and when do I get to dip into Her? She's kinda hot for missing so many teeth."
by Mikey Mutha Fuckn Mosier March 16, 2017
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Reverse Snake In The Crevice

When you tuck your penis between your legs, turn your back to the toilet ,and urinate.
Jordan: Dude, why is the toilet seat so wet?
Tristan: Oh sorry, I tried a Reverse Snake In The Crevice
Jordan: Clean it up!
by Cartah Hoffah April 13, 2015
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crevice

The crack of the arse.
Dude! pull up your pants, I can see your crevice! And it's vile!
by Vegas_Malone March 5, 2008
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crevice

Collective noun used in conjunction with builders and other manual labourers whose pants are gravitationally challenged.
A crevice of builders.
by RichAustPaulJohn June 18, 2006
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vaginal crevice

A word written on one's art portfolio, for the sole purpose of getting in trouble; it means vagina.
Jito and Dylan got called down to the principal for writing vaginal crevice numerous times.
by Hannah Shuflin March 6, 2007
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crevice crunchy

A rogue piece of toilet paper that has clung to a girl's vagina and dried up. Rare, but powerfully repulsive.
Roughly 35% of your standard sorostitutes stumble out of bars with a crevice crunchy, and knock the Uggs boots anyway...gotta check first, guys.
by Jimmy Showers July 16, 2008
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Crevice

Pronounced: ˈkrɛvas/

A woman or man that absorbs an alarmingly inconvienent amount of time; most likely found during a night of festivities.
Jack really fell into that crevice last night; he was stuck in conversation for hours upon hours.

Ladies, let's please do our best to stay way from the crevices tonight and buy our own drinks.
by Maximmm June 29, 2016
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