Clever

Noun. An act of cleverness to get out of a bad situation.

Anon did a clever when he stabbed his arm when pulled over by the cops for drunk driving.

by AllIsernamesTkn October 10, 2017

Cleverbot

A bot who suffers from a VERY bad case of amnesia. No matter what you tell it, Cleverbot will deny it and offer you a completely unrelated answer.

User: Are oranges soup?

Cleverbot: I am void of all emotion.

User: Can esta green sacapuntas elephant blue

Cleverbot:Energy Equals the Mass times the velocity of light squared.

by ATallWhiteGuy January 18, 2011

Whatever's clever

Sysnonym to such phrases as 'whatever floats your boat' or 'whatever humps your camel'...Used to signify agreement with something either vague or specified.

"Do you want to go smoke a fatty?"
"ok, whatevers clever"

by peen dittle June 10, 2005

Clever Effect

A bizarre sequence of events that happens after you consume a Clever branded product. The Clever Effect

Станимир: Вие искате да ни изнасилите нали?

Педофил: Не аз имам малка пишка

Станимир: Може ли да видим?

Педофил: Да ето

Георги: Не моля ти се не... тва е Clever Effect

by Georgi Ot Siropitalishteto February 25, 2021

clever dick

British or Australian slang for someone who tries too hard to show that they are clever, in a way which annoys other people.

He's such a clever dick, blogging about things he really knows nothing about.

by Irma Expat July 8, 2006

Cleverley

Term used to describe an overly effeminate young folk fairy.

"He's such a Cleverley"

by loulala December 9, 2008

Cleverage

1. Leverage gained through a cunning use of word play/cleverness.

2. A refreshing interlude of cleverness before a more substantial conversation.

1. The pun gave me just enough cleverage to get her to agree on meeting us out for drinks.

2. I sipped my beverage awaiting my meal, as I thought of the perfect cleverage to break the ice on our discussion of the in-laws.

by Jason Edward Cook July 23, 2011