Cretard

Any creationist who displays an immense amount of ignorance and retardedness while arguing in favour of their religion. In other words, any creationist who argues in favour of religion.

VenomFangX: Evolutionists believe that we came from dirty apes. Well I have one thing to say about that: Wanna bananna? Huh? Do ya? Do you want the bananna?

Any smart person: Dude, you are such a cretard.

by AeroCooper December 25, 2007

cretanbloodlover

A naturally born aggressive man with origin from Crete. its believed to be a mix of sarakeens,almohads and Cretans. He is the one that knows how to use any kind of weapon and has the natural ability to kill without any conscious and without worry of his life. The word is to describe the people that live in order to war for a cause and not for money.
They are famous for the ability to win a fight from long distance and to outnumber any enemy.
Those people have been fighting from the early 9th.century B.C. from the war of Troy. the last epic battle was given against the Wermacht forces in the spring of 1941 when unarmed people killed all the special forces of the German army.
Its a rumor that during the wars Cretans have interfered in the most disgusting war crimes thats why the best of their warriors that have origin from the Chania region were given the name Cretanbloodlover

Cretanbloodlover warriors have been sent in order to win the war.
He fought without any worry about his life like a real Cretanbloodlover.

by ChrisCreta May 2, 2008

Creta

Dominican slang referring to a women's vaginal area and/or clitoris

He/She/They have a creta face.

What is that creta smell in the air ?

Did you wash your creta today ?

by slangdebunker23 February 2, 2023

Harvey Cretin

Someone who has a very big head,eyes and a very small ear.To fit in this category you have to of had cake in your face, owned a pair of sambas and sent a pic of your chode to a 12 year old. If you fit in this category you need to be very careful with your head, because your head is so big it can cause serious damage that can end earth eg. BIG BANG

An example of Harvey Cretin is someone who looks like a pug

by Reece Cant December 18, 2017

Cretin

A disgusting human, in every way physically possible. Often a person who attempts to make jokes at other people to hide his true inside feelings of rejection.

Jonny was a cretin, everyone at work knew he was a cretin. It's the only word to fit his truly rejected personaity.

by Miranda Hart February 2, 2015

Cretin-Derham Hall

An elite private school in St. Paul MN. It is hard to get into, and even harder to graduate with a 3.5 or higher. Amazing sports, hot girls, and a lot of prep. The only negative is the uniforms. Often called CDH. Rival teams are Eden Prarie, Edina, and Mounds View.

I wish I could have gotten into Cretin-Derham Hall, but I get bad grades so I go to DeLaSalle.

Wow, look at that girl! She must go to Cretin-Derham Hall.

by 2013HollaAlways July 31, 2011

cretinismus enormous

an enormous cretin. a fool of extraordinary magnitude whose stupidity is enmeshed with megalomania.

george bush exhibits the cretinismus enormous syndrome here:

1. I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully

2. Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

by Hari Subramanyam June 12, 2008