Crap from crayola

Same as "shit from shinola", but a little softer sounding.

You don't know crap from crayola.

by Sudonympho September 29, 2012

Cramps

That pain that Satan blesses girls with so he can let them know what hell feels like once a month for a week. It's also the reason every girl wished they were a guy.

"Omg, I hate Cramps! I wish I was a guy!"

by $ammi3 September 14, 2016

cramps

a pain that comes from hell and affects girl during that "time of the month" feels a lot like dying.

my cramps were so bad I even fainted

by satanma December 21, 2014

cramps

A thing that happens when a female has a period.. It hurts like a bitch and makes you feel like shit and feels like someone is hitting you with a fucking baseball bat.. Repeatedly

"I'm going to kill a bitch if these cramps don't go away"

by xrelatablechickx March 6, 2016

cramp in the face

The lovely look on your face after you wake up

Example A

Bob: Dude, how was last night?!
Bobert: ...it was great until I woke up and discovered her nasty morning cramp in the face.

Example B

Morning time
Jim: Who the heck are you?
Beatrice: Shut up Jim!
Jim: Whoa, it's you Beatrice? You have one gnarly cramp in the face...

by sevenEND September 25, 2010

deineth cramplel

the cramping of your balls, thighs, buttocks, and feet muscles all at the same time.

person 1: mike just had a "deineth cramplel"

person 2: oh shit, I hope he's okay.

by himigane November 12, 2021

cut the crap

What one says to another to shut them up from lying, double talk, dancing around an issue, bullsh*tting them, etc. It lets one know you're not going along with or buying what they're saying and/or that you want them to tell the truth, get to the point, shoot straight in the conversation or confrontation.

"Where's my money, Marv?"
"Yo, hey, I've been meaning to call you, something came up, and I, uh..."
"Cut the crap, douchebag, where's my money?!?"

"Whatever, Crystal, cut the crap, you spent the child support on a f*ckin' dress for the club! The judge will love to hear that!"

by Kuahmel January 3, 2010