Crapstain

A sentence or series of idiotic, stupid, 'funny' and generally irrelevant comments which have no meaningful bearing on the conversation, and can often lead to a lot of taunting towards the person/s who said the sentence or comments.

Person: "Do you like cheese?"
Person 2: "Yes but I think you'll find it's much nicer when you rub it all over your body first"
Everyone else: "Oh my God that's such a crapstain!"

by TheeeisLad May 1, 2012

Capstraction

Emotionally easy, bland, abstract art that capitalists buy to hang on their walls, most commonly seen in hotels and dentist offices.

Despite their large size, I didn't even notice the five new capstraction pieces in my office. Apparently they've been there for a month now.

by David Aaron Smith December 19, 2014

CrackTrap

Crack trap is a genre of different types of music that not only mixes them all together but enhances and distorts them while also adding its own variation making it into its own unique genre so called crack trap. The creators of this genre consist of YVNG, a nonsensical and borderline psychotic bean-cracker from the sunny state of Florida, A high octane human being who has fun pressing buttons and making anything that will make your ears bleed from the southern region of Georgia by the name of KillAurxra, and A goon from the shithole state of South Carolina and the epidemy of a catastrophe that enjoys fucking with sound where it is borderline unenjoyable who's stage name is St!nsen. Together they plan to rule the world.

YVNG: "wanna make a music genre"
KillAurxra: "CrackTrap"
YVNG: " aight"

by CRACKTRAP October 17, 2019

Castraphobical

To have the fear of France. To be scared of what lies on the dreaded country. But be careful as you might fall of the Eiffel Tower

Mum: let's go to France

Son(Bartholomew) ahhhh I'm scared

Mum: dont be so castraphobical

by Card houses December 20, 2021

oh crap strap

Often found in SUVs. If the driver is going too fast, you will grab for the oh crap strap for stability.

See also oh shit handle.

Jess started accelerating before we got to the bump so I grabbed the oh crap strap and kissed my ass good-bye. We flew through the fucking air at 70 mph!

by renegadeblack May 31, 2009

craptrap

The most important fitting in what used to be known as the "smallest room in the house".

"Is Fred there?"
"No, he's been on the craptrap for the last couple of hours".

by Egotrippa September 27, 2005

craptrap

Craptrap:
Luring someone into a debate in which you know they will exaggerate wildly.

"I set a craptrap for Helen when I suggested that her dad was was a dufus."

by sornptrigi May 3, 2016