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crapola

Crapola is a word cooked up in the 1950s that was rooted in respectable brand names that produced cutting edge appliances in the preceding decades of the 1920s thru 1940s. The word "crapola" was initially used to describe objects that were the opposite of cutting edge and high quality - objects that were shoddy 'crap.' Later as the years passed useage of the word was expanded to describe pretty much anything crappy, such as a messed up situation.
This bicycle is effen crapola, the handlebars won't even stay on!
by Kaz Wolf December 17, 2016
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Crapola

Disparaging qualifier often applied to food or food categories; often used to describe a subjective dislike rather than an objective attribute.
Risotto is gloppy crapola - inedible. even farm animals refuse to eat it
by M_arco May 25, 2020
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crapola is a word only 45-50 year old uncles use, particularly named daniel. its really just the word crap but your mom was watching so he added an ola at the end in the hopes of you thinking he was speaking of shit brown crayons. uncle daniel fucking sucks. i hate you, daniel
uncle daniel: ugh thats a load of
ur mom: *glares*
you: haha im 4
uncle daniel: crapola!
ur mom: fuck you daniel
uncle daniel: *sues your mom for "stealing his money" but he actually just invested in something they asked him to and he lost money*
by my uncle sucks May 4, 2021
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A Crapella

When someone sings awfully, but don't realize how awful they are, because they have headphones in and they can't hear themselves.
Bruno: Yo, do you hear that girl singing over there? She sounds awful!
Freddie: She must not realize since she has her headphones in.

Axl: Yeah, she's totally singing A Crapella.
by Oof McOoferson May 31, 2018
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crapola

1. having a large amount of junk
2. having valueables that are only of value to you.
3. to fill in where would otherwise be a swear word, generally replacing shit.
4. Double crappiness at it's fullest
1. "Hmm... I have to rumage through all of this crapola"
2. "woot, my crapola rocks the house"
3. "... my damn roomate stole all of my crapola"
4. "fucking crapola, my balls are gone"
by exodus May 1, 2004
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crapillary action

Similar to capillary action, this is the process that allows the brown liquid from a baby's full pant load to creep up the narrow gap between their diaper and back rolls. This can happen without a gravity assist - often the crap juice will travel in ways that seem to defy conventional physics.
As I put my hand behind baby to get him/her/it out of the crib, I got a handful of soggy onesie. CRAPILLARY ACTION!!!
by SICST9 January 28, 2018
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crapola

1. Used as a form of insult
2. Can be used to release inner rage
3. Another name for 'Coppola'
4. Crapola is stupid
Crapola! Crapola did a stinky!
by sukie March 7, 2005
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