Crapathy

A state worse than apathy, created from a working environment of 'shit'. Those in a state of crapathy have lost all motivation to even perform vital bodily functions such as defacation due to demoralisation in the workplace.

"This job has left me in a state of crapathy. I haven't shit for a week and don't even care!"

by Rocky Marshmellow III April 1, 2009

crapaphobia

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.

Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.

by maxn512 June 27, 2008

craparoni

mixture of crap and macaroni. Used when you did something wrong.

Craparoni, I forgot to pick my sister up from soccer practice.

by babygrl March 19, 2004

crappatoni

cheap pasta from a can

I was so hungry, so I went down to the bomb shelter and found one lone can of crappatoni. I think it was spagetti-os, but the label had disintegrated years ago. It was gross.

by Lenaaa November 12, 2007

crapatorium

A workplace lunchroom, who's food will inevitably lead to lengthy, multiple trips to the toilet.

"Are you sick? You've been in the can most of the afternoon?"
"Well, I forgot my lunch on the counter this morning, and had no option but to eat down at the crapatorium."

by Cock Johnson December 6, 2007

craphonso

noun.

1. A fast person
2. a dumbass
3. a code word for taking a shit
4. a way to tell your friend that you have to take a shit

1. Craphonso made a nice catch against NC State
2. Matt is a craphonso
3. Yo craphonso!
4. I'll be right back, craphonso.

by alfonso August 11, 2004

crapachinno

when you shit in a blender, add milk and ice, then blend it and give it to your sexual partner.

Chris drank my crapachinno yesterday after we walked in the park under the moonlight sun on teusday nights.

by gay-i-am May 20, 2007