HOG CRANKER

A BADASS WHO HATES GRASS CLIBBINS AND LOVED TO CRANK THEIR HOG (MOTORCYCLE)

HEY HOSS, YOU HEAR HOW BIG JIMMY IS BECOMING A HOG CRANKER? GOBBLESS!

by MENACINGHOSSHOGCRANKED August 16, 2023

Cranker

Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.

Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.

by Daniel Smithy Smithe August 24, 2008

crankley

A water bottle that sits in your car for more than a week. It has been stepped on and yet still has some water in it that you can drink when really thirsty.

Damn I'm thirsty, do you have any crankley bottles in here?

by Pissy Missy January 7, 2004

Cranker

An erection or hardon, usually encountered in Baltimore or other wharf dwelling commuties.

Pete: Sorry my cranker was poking you all night long, Adam. Don't take it too personal, ok?
Adam: it's fine , Pete. It's fine.

by Bossanova Bob May 28, 2016

Anchor Cranker

A man in the navy
A joke usually implies homosexuality .

Have you seen Jim lately ?
No he's hot bunking out to sea with his anchor cranker friends for a few months .

(fag) (homo) (queer) (masturbator) ( ferry) ( fruity) ( limp wrist)

by cracksmoke December 30, 2015

crankersore

what you get when you get robbed trying to buy crank

that dude just got robbed hes fuking crankersore

by mavros April 26, 2006

Cranker

A big marijuana joint.

"Me and the boys just smoked a cranker."

by Doggedbast22 December 17, 2014