cranker

A BIG hoe; slut; female who gets males just but fuckin' them. (DC,MD,VA word)

All my mans and them and even my lil bro had that cranker!

by Lil KK October 08, 2003

Cranker

Meth Addict word (like Stoner is for Marijuana)

Any Person that does Meth is a Cranker

by CoasterDrugs February 17, 2012

cranker

A smokable form of marijuana; bud; hash; nugs; mary jane

Want to smoke some crankers?

by 3rd Chinnock April 10, 2008

cranker

n; a scientifically proven disease where one likes to excessively stroke his member while watching pornographic material

Dr. Cuntingham: "look at that cranker, beating his dick like it owes him $5!"
Cuntingham, RN: "he must be a member of club crank

by testyclees, creampie, the hamburger December 06, 2004

Cranker

A person who engages in the act of crying and masturbating (wanking) simultaneously in one session.

John: "wow, sorry man..."
Mike: "I WAS ONLY CRANKING! LEAVE ME ALONE!"
John: "so you're a cranker??"

by Original Cranker April 14, 2011

Cranker

Sexual pervert whose fetish is to weep or "cry" and masturbate or "wank" at the same time.

Jimmy: Why is daddy hurting himself mommy?
Mommy: He wasn't son, he is just a cranker.

by Daniel Smithy Smithe August 24, 2008

Cranker

An erection or hardon, usually encountered in Baltimore or other wharf dwelling commuties.

Pete: Sorry my cranker was poking you all night long, Adam. Don't take it too personal, ok?
Adam: it's fine , Pete. It's fine.

by Bossanova Bob May 28, 2016