Chronic Cranial Flatulence (CCF)

Main symptom of advanced stage of LPOD.
Characterized by increasing inability to form coherent thoughts or communicate effectively, resulting in uncontrolable urge to attack conservatives with mobian logic, pies, and condiments.

DNC, House & Senate Democrat roster, Klintonistas.....

by Milo Mindbender May 6, 2005

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Caninality

The mannerisms and characteristics that a specific dog exhibits, defining them uniquely

The caninality of your dog, Butch, is one of aggressive affection and absolute devotion.

by DAKster February 15, 2021

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cranial rectum inversion

Sticking yur head up your ass.

by your mamma February 26, 2003

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cranial expansion

The feeling of immense pressure on the inside of your skull the morning after a party.

Guy: "Holy shit, this is the worst cranial expansion I've ever had. Where the hell am I?"

Girl: " Yeah, you were pretty wasted last night, you asked me if I wanted to 'take it to the next level'. I laughed right onto the floor. That Hyundai guy who lives here wants to know where we are, too."

by Luke the Nuke October 5, 2006

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Cranial Flatulence

When a person wants to make an excuse for his or her stupidity, but wants to make others laugh in the process, so as to take attention away from his or her own dumbass behavior. And, if you're apologizing for your own cranial flatulence (similar to a brain fart), and the person you're speaking to doesn't understand the terminology, you can (temporarily, at least) feel better about your own level of intelligence.

Dude: Wanna come drink with me this weekend?
Chick: Duh...I'm gonna be in New York!
Dude: Oh yeah...sorry...cranial flatulence!
Chick: What???
Dude: Never mind...you wouldn't understand (Secretly feels much better about himself).

by Pipsqueakier May 15, 2006

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