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Word Crapper

Noun: One who speaks incessantly, usually in a group setting and with dramatic, negative tone and with no regard for others' time, opinions or ideas.
"Did you hear Bob's ridiculous 25 minute bitch-session in that meeting? Man, he's a real word crapper."
by Josiah Bartlett June 16, 2008
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bathroom camper

A person who, for reasons yet unknown, will always spend no less than 30 minutes in the bathroom, no matter what they originally went in to do. You can always tell who's going camping in the shitter, as they will usually be carrying a "survival kit", which includes at least one of the following; a crossword book, a newspaper, a magazine, or in extreme cases, a sandwich.
If I'd have known that Jared was a bathroom camper, I would've tried to get first dibs on the thrown.
by Whiskey Drinker Me January 12, 2010
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Status Crapper

Someone who posts on your facebook status usually without having any vested interest in the status, someone who comments but their comment adds nothing, or someone who comments on your status when the status was not targeted toward them,
STATUS: I'm going to the mall today with my buds looking to buy some new golf clubs...
Alissa:I llovveee the mall!!1
(Alissa is being a status crapper)
by AWCornball June 17, 2010
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Meagan Camper

Meagan Jane Camper is an American model born on May 2nd 1989 in Carrollton, Ohio. She is mostly known for dating Pete Wentz, from Fall Out Boy. She has modeled for several brands, including American Eagle and Urban Planet, back in 2010-2012. She is the mother of Saint Lazlo Wentz (6) and Marvel Jane Wentz (3). She also takes care of her step-son, Bronx Mowgli Wentz (12). She is an amazing person, with a good heart and personality. She also is insanely beautiful!
Meagan Camper is who I aspire to be in the future! I love her <3
by majuliabm May 30, 2021
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happy camper

A happy person. More often it seems to be used with "not" to describe unhappiness. It has been in usage for at least 10 years now, where or how it was originated is currently unknown.
"That man who just got rear ended in the car accident does not look like a happy camper!"
by BeckyJeanL October 7, 2005
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Camperising

A verb (doing word).
Used when doing work on your Volkswagen Camper, whether it is a splitty, bay, t25 etc etc.
Kate:Ohh hey John what are you doing tonight?
John: Ohh just camperising! I wanna try and get the wheel arch in tonight.
by Lee Collier January 15, 2009
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O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper

When you can't hold your shit in anymore....
This is something you repeat to yourself as fast as you can while urgently trying to get to the nearest toilet, before you accidentally shit all over yourself.
At work today...I had to super speed walk down the hall, while clinching my butt-checks together in order to get to the nearest toilet. Or else I would have shitted all over myself... The whole way there I was chanting "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" repeatedly as fast as I could.

I successfully made it to the toilet though!... I think the "O.J. Nicholas J. Saint Crapper" chant keeps you from shitting all over yourself.

Thank God I didn't shit all over myself!
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