Crapton

The same amount as a shit load

that's a crapton of snow ya got there.

by joe_ag March 26, 2019

Crafton

A snap crackle of a pop that has Ophelia mentality, will give you long long hugs and bring out the best in you but be careful because she will stab you out of nowhere and become restless.

Crafton is a baddie

by Charlie chick September 25, 2020

Craeson

I cool kid

A craeson is cool

by NotMagz April 21, 2021

caeton

penis

Caeton's ginormous gargantuan fat mom fucking milf loved penis.

caeton fucks milfs with her mythical cock.

caetons juicy penis .

by peepeepoopoocock May 26, 2021

Cretonic

An adjective for the word "cretin".

The action Shane made was absolutely cretonic.

by baconnot June 8, 2021

Craton

A true legend, one of the greatest stoners of all time. He once out smoked snoopdogg. Has more pussy then he knows how to handle.

You hit that shit like craton, true g.

by dogdog1234568 November 22, 2021

CRAPTONITE

The result of a terribly upset but almost immovable bowel. A small but very pungent "shebble" comes out and somehow sticks to the bowl in open air, thus discharging it's a full stench.

Hey, you know how even the smallest piece of kryptonite disables and kills Superman? Well, there was a piece of CRAPTONITE in the school bathroom that smelled so bad it made some of us sick and made others run away!

by Extremejutsu January 25, 2023