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crackfire

A sharp, wet, fast farting sound. Usually made with tightened butt cheeks with the person in motion. Very similar to a car's backfire in that it's a totally unexpected and loud sound that startles.
Damn, dude! That crackfire scared the shit out of me! And it stinks, too! Better check your drawers after that one!
by Mr. Frank, Jr. April 4, 2008
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Crackwhore Day

A holiday for people with crackwhores for mothers or other close relatives. Crack becomes the religion of the mother, and thus they don't have any holiday traditions, such as Christmas or Hanukkah.
Celebrated on December 3rd, Crackwhore day is traditionally celebrated with the giving and receiving of various jigsaw puzzles.
Though it began as a celebration for relatives of crackwhores, any are welcome to celebrate this versatile holiday.
Hooray! I was given a Willy Wonka puzzle for Crackwhore Day! Thanks, buddy!
by Jessie Hurd December 15, 2008
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crackaine

i just finished doing crackaine
by B-Rhea January 4, 2010
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Crackcident

The unintentional exposure of one's butt crack while bending over in low-rise jeans.
Becky had a crackcident in class when she bent over to pick up her keys.
by Michaeladt January 10, 2009
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crackwhore

The name given to a female member of society that in return for sexual favors will recieve crack cocaine. This bitch may seem timid at first, but is quite the slut once you've mentioned the crack cocaine.
Guy 1- My mom is such a bitch, she didn't even pack me the right lunchables. GOD DAMMIT I FUCKING HATE HER!!! That crackwhore bitch.
Guy 2- heller m8 , wuts a creck wore?

Guy 1- my mom
by LindaTheCrackWhore April 18, 2015
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Ass Crackwhore

A woman with a tattoo on the small of her back, aka tramp stamp, signifying she is of a higher sexual experience, and also most likely under the use of drugs do to the hideousness of her face, and/or her body. Usually of a lower intelligence, and sometimes borderline retarded.
I was totally about to mack on some girl, when i saw the tattoo on the small of her back, and realized she was a major ass crackwhore.
by Casey Llewoh November 30, 2007
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