cracktard

Retarded child of a crack addicted mother by troop 330 the badass troop

Bolan is a cracktard

by PEE WEE January 10, 2005

cracktard

Crackheads that act so crackish.......they're retarded. Combination of being a crackhead and acting retarded.

These cracktards keep parking in front ofmy house instead of the crack house.

by Sherëmy February 4, 2015

CrackTard

Arvin doing stupids acts in minecraft and also being friends with the supplier of crack AZN

me: Hey arvin your a cracktard
Arvin: I know

by YALL STUPID July 17, 2020

crackcurd

Most common with poor hygiene, excessive exercise/sweating, hot pants when sweat and debris creating a curd-like wax that collects in the buttcrack. Similar to how when milk goes sour, a white, squishy substance forms creating a “curd”, except your asshole goes sour.

Sounds like the word “cracker(ed)” when said fluidly in a sentence

Garret “bro, you stink. You better shower after practice or your date later on will for sure be grossed out”
Brock “you think I’m stupid dude? My underwear has been bunching on me all day, I don’t think I wiped properly after my post-lunch shit… I most definitely have to wash my crackcurds out.”

by Dykeasaurs July 15, 2023

CrackerDyke

Synonym for Potato Chips

Can i have a bag of crackerdykes with my hamburger please?

by TomsLeftArm May 19, 2010

crackuracy

The precision in which one shoots objects into clevage and an exposed top portion of the buttocks

Toms crackuracy when throwing goldfish at Barbara is on point.

by Lolnickwtf March 28, 2019

cracktide

Cracktide is a bestfriend you can never replace. They are a complete crackhead and know how to make you laugh. They seem like total badasses but are actually afraid of every thing

Me: That’s my cracktide right there
Person: Lucky I wish i had a cracktide

by localcrackhead November 1, 2019