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crackademic

A student who gets good grades while engaging in regular recreational drug use...often used for college students who study during the weekdays and party hard on the weekend using coke/amp/Ecstasy or any type of uppers

Also can refer to someone who uses uppers such as Adderall or Speed to stay up studying
person 1: "I thought Kartik was a nerd because he's always in the library"
person 2: "nah man, i saw him at a rave on saturday rollin hardcore, he's definitely a crackademic"

person 3: "how does Ray pull all those all nighters and get such good grades?"
person 4: "dude he's such a crackademic, he pops addys to help himself focus and stay awake"
by kurthudson November 2, 2009
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crackpipe

hungry? grab a snickers.

bored? grab a crackpipe.
Shit man.. have you seen my crackpipe? i've been looking for it all day.
by ching0 April 11, 2004
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Alcho-crackie

I got so wasted last night in Alcho-crackie!
by Rebel mamma July 5, 2009
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Morlock crackfiend

The faceless moron who ruins things for the productive people on the surface with incomprehensibly illogical rules; regional manager. Resides in a subterranean world in which crack is smoked incessantly, and policy is written whilst under the influence of crack.
Business was running smoothly until the morlock crackfiend imposed the hiring policy. Now all the new hires are brainless, useless Eloi people.
by no-one of consequence November 17, 2003
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lightbulb crackpipe

A utensil purpose made to smoke crystal methamphetamine and/or freebase cocaine. Constructed using a straw cut in half, a plastic lid and a lightbulb with the screw part sawn off. Lightbulb crackpipes give ghetto charm to your smoking experience but most importantly allows you to smoke your sweet, sweet crack cocaine .
"I lost my regular crackpipe so I had to make a lightbulb crackpipe"
"Did it work?"
"I have the increadible urge to smoke more rock don't I?"
by Daver443 October 30, 2006
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crackspider

The tiny gas bubble that crawls up between the cheeks of your buttocks and creates a sickening smell..
A silent fart that creeps up without any sound. ( When I farted a crackspider got loose. )
by Darr Kingston January 10, 2011
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cracky / crackie / crackey

Jill ain't nothing but a fucking cracky
by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004
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