bitch on crack

anything/anyone that is messed up, doesn't work properly, etc.

My computer is being a bitch on crack. It keeps freezing up on me.

by Supreme Goddess Emily January 8, 2009

zombie on crack

whta the hcek!!!1! thta is a firckign zimobe no carck!!1!1!1!!1!!!!11!

zombie on crack: im an zombie on crack
8 year old: butt crack hahaha
zombie on crack: brains
8 year old: ahhh im gonna brains eaten
zombie on crack: makes 8 year olds brain gourmet and then eats it with table utensils

by SteeringWheelFaceReveal June 10, 2023

you mama's on crack rock

cultured people

"you mama's on crack rock" "uh uh no she isn't with your ugly behind"

by foxumbrelly April 12, 2021

High on Crack

Reference to an individual that has just made a blunt error in judgement or is unable to comprehend/relate.

The plumber said he would fix the drain for $250 plus labor, that is ridiculous, he must be High on Crack!

by Tnkwarrior December 14, 2006

on crack

if something is mad, bad or just plain wrong, it can be described as "on crack", or, for added emphasis, "so on crack".

george bush is so on crack.

by robert June 16, 2003

penis on crack

when the dick is so crazy good.

Justin's penis on crack scared Selena away.

by -Q January 3, 2016

Pterodolphuck On Crack

Mix of a pterodactyl, dolphin, duck, and Satan on crack.

I’m not human, I’m a pterodolphuck on crack

by SexyUnicorn4 March 18, 2019