Crapshankle

An expression conveying a mishap or other occasion than might cause a person to exclaim Darn, Gosh Dangit, Whoops.

It is meant to be used in civil conversation as it has no ulterior or sexual reference.

As Nuke stubbed her toe, she exclaimed "Crapshankle" so as not to offend the children near by.

by PaliFromCali January 16, 2013

Crapsnacks

Another term for OMG!! Gosh!! Dang it!!! etc

As the gentleman was loading his car with groceries one of the bags holding canned goods tore open and dropped on his feet and he screamed CRAPSNACKS!!!

by PIEGONFOLK July 21, 2018

Crabsmack

The ability to walk like a crab while talking smack. On who engages in crabsmack is a crabwalking smacktalker.

If crabsmack were a sport, I would be like Paul Bako.

by Jimson's Best Tumor Clown November 19, 2009

Crapspackle

Crapspackle: 1)overheated molten polypropylene extruded from a big shoe welder. Also known as a "shit" weld. 2) Any spoken or written word(s) coming from a politician's mouth.

Dude, the damn welder did a crapspackle.

by AmericanStrega February 28, 2010

Crabstick-a-doodlie-deez

A word used to replace crap, because that's not very nice.

Ahhh u piece of crabstick-a-doodlie-deez. Go f*** urself

by LivvyMcMuffin August 12, 2019

crabstick

adjective - relating to sushi bars, the act of getting an item of one's clothing stuck in the conveyor belt, usually resulting in a rather embarrassing circuit of the sushi bar as dictated by the speed of the belt.

"u might want to tuck ur tie in when we go for sushi later, u don't want to crabstick"

by buffetman March 2, 2009

crapsack

one who is an idiot, douche bag, or deprived of awesomeness.

Professor Drizzle is a crapsack or a saco del crap if you happen to be in a Spanish speaking country.

by Renee March 1, 2004