Nicaraguan Crab Sandwich

When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.

That Mrs. Parker is a freak!!! Last night that bitch let me put the 'ol nicaraguan crab sandwich on her!!!

by onecb December 27, 2007

crab shack

The area around a female's genitalia where crabs would dwell. Also found in males. The place where Pediculus pubis resides. A home for pubic lice.

Shelly realized her bush had become a crab shack when the itching began.

Adam's crab shack was the greatest cock block to his sexual prowess

by jafus January 22, 2006

crab sandwich

Made up by a stupid friggin brummy bint. A pussy with it's own ecosystem.

That bitch had one smelly assed crab sandwich, it was crawling with fleas.

by lloyd April 28, 2004

joes crab shack

the place you go when you have no life.

i'm not going to joes crab shack because they raise their prices then pull an 'unlimited popcorn shrimp' promo out their asses to dick their cooks over. thanks a lot, assholes.

by brent BEEGLE August 26, 2007

crab sandwich

A Vagina with its own ecosystem. Infested with crabs.

"Dude i bet our gym teacher has a crab sandwich"

by Derek61718 May 27, 2006

Crab Smithy

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation

I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car

by MamaDuck April 24, 2009

Crab Sandwich

A crab sandwich which is a bad decision, made in error by someone thinking it was initially the right thing to do or something that would be nice.

Going home with that girl last night turned out to be a crab sandwich

by Gardz86 November 23, 2011