cougasaur

A MUCH older woman who goes after younger men, similar to "cougar" with a generational difference.

"That 75 year old woman keeps checking me out....."

"Dude...., she's a total cougasaur."

by sweetfreesia October 1, 2009

Singles Counselor

A person who listens to single people and helps them address their problems with single life. Typically a singles counselor will help men/women find the best method to advance upon their desired partner. Not to be confused with a match maker.

Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.

Tom: Man I have had trouble lately trying to find the right girl to date and how to approach her when I do find her.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.

by Shuddder April 3, 2009

coñaso

A big coño
derived from the dominican republic.

I just paid $100.00 for this sweater, coñaso!

by Paola L. March 18, 2005

counselors

counselours can be overall good people if they give a damn. if they dont they can ruin your life without mercy and make you feel like shit.

school counselors: distgusting pigs who can ruin suicidal children lives without care about their feelings

work counselors: most likely good people they did take lessons on how to treat greiving people. and can probably help you.

school counselors:Wow! Mrs.McDonald ruined Jordans life by telling her parents he was suicidal! WHAT A PIG!

work counselors:Yess! now Jordan has his life together and can live independently.

by whyihatethem October 8, 2009

counselor

someone who knows all the right things to say, who want to know how you're "really" feeling.

"i think i would know, i'm a counselor. anger is a secondary emotion, what are you really feeling?"

by Jalaina Thurman April 13, 2008

counseled-out

If a student has had a catastrophic experience, a tragedy, an emotional upheaval that leaves that student unable to physically sit through class, has not slept in over 18 hours, is unable to complete course work, and/ or does not feel prepared for the next day's assignment(s)/assessment(s), a student may ask to be counseled-out and counselors may counsel a student out of class; they may also discuss the possibility of the student’s going to the Clinic, going home, or some other means by which to handle the situation.

"Kevin, I can't counsel you out again unless you're on fire. Do you understand that?"

"Um yeah, I just counseled-out of 18 classes. God I hate second trimester."

by J Boarman April 4, 2009

Our Lady of Good Counsel

Our Lady of Good Counsel is a K-8 school in Moorestown, NJ. The kids are mostly fine, but the staff and principle rule the school like dictators, making up random rules as they teach to punish kids who they do not like. All of the teachers are women and are sexist towards boys.

It is commonly known as OLGC

Well at least it's not Our Lady of Good Counsel!

by meeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!@! June 1, 2011