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cougataur 

A cougataur is a woman with mountain lion legs and paws. They are normally found in the United States in the mid 1800s but they could still be alive. There Jaw structure is mostly human like but they have fouR Canine teeth, twould on the upper Jaw and two on the lower jaw. They normally stand at the height of 5 foot 3 inches to 5 foot 4 inches there eyes can Ranger from very different colors to even two different colored eyes there running speed is 80 km/h there very stealthy, they are both nocturnal and roam around in the daytime, they are very skittish and sht , sometimes even lovable in less provoked or you go into there territory destroying it or killing thee plant life, cougataur's help plants and animals grow and survive, if seen do aprotch with caution and be aware of your surroundings.
"Hey is that a cougataur, it's beautiful in its natural habitat"
cougataur by Wild Species new age October 24, 2018
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Cougarty 

The phase in life when entering cougar hood. Similar to puberty. But Cougarty
Twenty year olds almost appeal to me, I must be going through cougarty.
Cougarty by Cindy Chaparelle December 21, 2019

cargaritas 

When all the bars are closed because of carona virus but they sell drinks to go in styrofoam cups and you drink them driving around in your car because you’re tired of being at home.
Me: are you done with with work? Let’s go get some cargaritas.

Her: YAHTZEE, I’ll grab some hand sanitizer.
cargaritas by eli jackson March 30, 2020

cougarcatcher 

Middle 20 boy whos hobby it is to catch cougars
Tobi you dirty little cougarcatcher!
cougarcatcher by Cougarcatchingboy September 5, 2020

Consensual Cougarism 

When a female goes for a super young, rich man and both parties are okay with the relationship, even though its lowkey illegal and they can go to jail.
Guy 1: yo bro i hear you going out with that 30 year old across the street
Guy 2: yeah man but relax its consensual cougarism
Guy 1: ok good cause i might've juist dafaz'd you if it wasnt
Consensual Cougarism by SnM1221:) September 2, 2017

cougartivity 

The fact that all younger men lover cougars, and all cougars love younger men.

Inspired by Carla The Cougar In Las Vegas Nevada, Created by Thomas the Cub in Las Vegas, Nevada.
"Guy 1 Hey that hot 40 year old thinks I am hot"

"Guy 2 Another Example of Cougartivity"

Cougaritis 

A condition commonly resulting from or having contact with a cougar. Said contact is usually brief yet highly contagious. Symptoms of cougaritis include but are not limited to smelling like a box of wine, that guilty feeling, moral pains including thoughts of matricide, cougar-tooth, rusted bullet-hole, bad breath, severe headache, the taste for Schlitz in a can, and death.
After getting mauled by that cougar last night, Jim had a wicked case of cougaritis well into the middle of the work week.
Cougaritis by Hank Savage February 28, 2007