Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin 

The act of sneaking a naggin of vodka into a club for either:
1. The topping up of normal soft drinks (Therefore not having to pay for vodka from the bar)
2. Going into the bathroom and doing shots (usually with someone else) from the bottle until said bottle is gone

Person 1: This club is really expensive!
Person 2: Well Get a glass of coke and we'll do crouching tiger hidden naggin

OR

Person 1: Wanna get the party started?
Person 2: Right, let's go to the bathroom from Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Naggin by mitsuko045 February 24, 2008

Crouching Stork 

When a man is tied up, upside down to a ceiling fan while 4-6 girls gather around his body in a circle formation, kneeling on their knees. One must then turn on the fan, spinning the man and smacking each girl in the face with a hearty boner.

John: Where did you get that bruise?!

Amy: Ugh, Kevin gave us all a nasty Crouching Stork the other day

John: Must have been pretty hearty.

Amy: Yeah

Crouching Stork by Sir John Kensington March 21, 2011

Coughing fever 

The uncontrollable urge to cough whenever a little bit of smoke enters the room. Usually occurs after one person starts and often infects the entire room.

Man 1- "sniff sniff" Is that smoke?
Man 1- "Cough Cough"
Man 5748932057- "Cough Cough"
Public Speaker- Fuck Coughing fever

Coughing fever by jonward34 May 11, 2009

Celebratory Crouching 

An action used commonly in the Halo video game series mainly during online multiplayer player play. Celebratory Crouching is normally seen as several pelvic thrusts/crouching motions into a recently killed halo player to humiliate ones death or to celebrate an unbelievable kill. While many find the action insulting during the game as it is oftenly confused with T-Bagging however it is perfectly acceptable to celebratory crouch on ones face or body in the game.

Dude look at me CELEBRATORY CROUCHING on this guys face!

Celebratory Crouching by hamburgersyum August 22, 2011

LSU Coaching 

No change in game plan even in face of failed strategy.

Fan 1: Why are we still fouling a guy that is hot at the line?

Fan 2: Idk, seems like LSU coaching to me.

LSU Coaching by curbyfit January 18, 2012

Crouching Soldier 

Is a sexual position references by Ali G, though never clearly defined. The name suggests it is a version of doggie style done on a floor where the man is crouching rather than being on his knees.d

I escort I ordered last night was so hot, I had to do it right there on the floor when she came in and went straight into the crouching soldier when I saw her stick her thick booty up in the air.

Crouching Soldier by JasonJohnHorn July 2, 2009

soul coughing 

A lesser known band from at least a decade ago who sang songs such as "Moon Sammy" and "Blue-Eyed Devil."

I have a Soul Coughing cassette that I bought in a small shop in Colorado six years ago

soul coughing by MysteriousMe November 4, 2003