Couch

A piece of living room furniture that is traditionally made out of leather wood and some kind of stuffing.

The most comfortable type of furniture known to man.

Can also be used to describe a person who is comfortable to sit on and so insanely awsome that the only possible adjective is a noun: couch

Corey: That nicole is such a couch.
KJ: I know I wish I was a couch like her.

by Uggin December 9, 2008

couch

Verb: to take a quick nap, especially just before or just after a big event

Emmy's all-night party is tonight, so I'm gonna go couch for a while. Tell me if anyone calls.

by Megsi May 23, 2005

In Couch

When someone constantly sleeps on a couch. This word takes the place of the common "in bed" saying.

Hey where is your brother? Oh he's "In Couch", better let him sleep.

by LancerLovingHKVol July 17, 2010

couched

To be made a fool of, disrespected or more simply put owned.

You got couched son.

by Sam D. July 25, 2006

couche

A cool douche. A man who, despite being a douchebag, is still kind of cool.

Sting from the Police is kind of a douche, and yet he's also a pretty cool guy. He's a couche.

by osirusr March 22, 2010

Couch

Another name for a vagina.

Your couch is so fine I wanna lose my change in your cushions, baby. and "why's there all this hair on the couch?"

by Taxman10 July 14, 2011

Couch

The place where young children get ston'd in the morning.

Get off the couch or you'll get ston'd

by xXPickXx June 1, 2011