Top Youtube Comment(s)

One of the first Youtube comments you usually see when you scroll down the comment section. Depending on how you chose to sort it, it would be the most liked comment or the most recent. Top comments are usually clever, expressive or just completely random.

P1" I want the Top Youtube comment(s)!"
P2" Duh lets play Russian Roulette. Every 5th like wins"

by Shipyetshipwreck August 9, 2016

Youtube Comment Section

Hell for 9 year olds!

A definition of the Youtube Comment Section is cancer.

by your mum geese June 9, 2018

porcine cosmetologist

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011

liveleak comments

Where you can find all the racism, homophobia and other lunacy seen on YouTube comments, with significantly better grammar.

Liveleak comments will rot the sane portion of your brain, but is easier on the literate's mind.

by udusers1 September 17, 2013

youtube comments

The place where all logic, reason and common sense are stripped away. No place has known the sheer concentration if ignorance before youtube comments. Racism, sexism, appeal to emotion and pure hatred are commonplace.

Youtube comments are the only community to surpass 2003 4chan

by 322997am December 19, 2018

youtube comments

The brutal and repeated rape of the English language.

A sample of youtube comments: You are wright!!!!!! The're a lot of other great singers! What did he do the last years??????
Everybody is prising him but he is a man with a lot of debt! He loves his family but what did he left the family with? Moneytrouble!! pffffff

by alikasomboooody July 8, 2009

I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense

A very annoying YouTube trend which involves editing a comment to make the replies of said comment look nonsensical and unrelated.

It sometimes can be used to try to make themselves not look like an idiot.

Comment: *An actual joke*
Author of comment: Nah...this looks too shit of a joke, lets change it!
Comment: I edited the comment so that the replies don't make sense

by AstralDivinity December 11, 2020