Cornell University

The home of an elite group of scholars at whom Harvard students laugh from ages 18-22, and work for until retirement.

Assistant: "Hey boss, didn't you go to Cornell University?"

CEO: "Yes, get me a coffee."

by D H May 1, 2006

Sinaloa cartel

A bunch of spics who take credit for my hard work when I take my beef out on spic cartel and leave a bunch of bodies laying around in Mexico. The cartel doesnt exist and never existed. A bunch of spics made it up to defend their rep as well as try to take advantage of the fact some actual gangbanger has beef with mexico 24-7 and they are pussied out by it that other people might see how weak they are and do the same thing so they try to say it was them 24-7.

Truth is there is no such thing as mexican cartel and the mexican(SPIC) race/species is forsure the weakest out there.

Person1: Fuck Spic Cartel.
Person2: I know fuck that sinaloa cartel bitch ass and new generation piece of shit. wtf does new generation even mean. Is that supposed to be unique or some shit lmao. QUEERS. Fuck mexico LAWL ROFLCOPTER.

by Spic cartel 420 December 6, 2021

Cordell Effect

When a really smart student tutors a portion of the class and raises the exam average such that the mean grade shifts, making it more difficult for the rest of the class to get ahead of the curve.

Cordell helped eight of his friends understand difficult concepts and get high grades on exams, making the test average significantly higher than the previous year, resulting in the Cordell Effect.

by Not Mr Cool Guy November 13, 2018

Cortex Command

Cortex Command is an awesome in-development game that is a cross between a third-person 2d shooter and an RTS.
So far, the game has two main modes of play: Trying to destroy the other person's brain or surviving as many swarms or enemies as possible while protecting your brain.
The game has a thriving modding community at www.datarealms.com and can also be downloaded for free at that site.

Go play Cortex Command, then you'll have your example.

by iwillcontrolyou December 15, 2008

chortel

Nickname for the most corrupt and user unfriendly telecom company in the world.

Person 1: Chortel totally F'ed me over. My bill is over 10,000
Person 2: Serves you right for using them.

by supersan June 9, 2017

Cornelio

A sexy someone who goes on crazy wild adventures at night with his friends a lot. very awesome type of person who is true to all his friends. You'll always find him telling the truth no matter what. he is unique so when you find a Cornelio hold on to him, he won't let you down for an awesome night.

Girl: have you met Cornelio? Omg he's so cute and so fun to hang with.

by Aka Hilfiger July 19, 2017

Colonel Cornelius Cornwall

A fictitious colonel who attempts to persuade (and extort) the listener into purchasing corn. Colonel Cornelius Cornwall makes his appearance in a video published by Slimecicle on December 5th, 2018.

"From the earth Colonel Cornelius Cornwall rises, and to the earth he one day will return."

by MinitrueEmployee December 22, 2020