Corpsing

The act of laying still during missionary sex

Guy 1: Damn I heard you got with that hot girl last night?

Guy 2: Yeah man, but she spent all night Corpsing

by Daddy Turk May 13, 2025

corpsism

A command or order that has no foundation of authority due to lack of sense.

Saluting the General in USAF PTU is a corpsism despite according to AFI 36-2903 "SALUTING DUE TO RANK RECOGNITION IS NOT REQUIRED WHEN WEARING THE PTU/IPTU. "

by MAJWOODY April 24, 2011

corpsicle

AKA a human popsicle, both of which are slang terms for a person in cryonic suspension.

Some people would rather be a corpsicle rather than be cremated or buried in the ground because at least you're in a sleeping bag instead of a coffin!

by Dr Kat October 27, 2015

corpsie

A handjob that you effectively administer yourself whilst using the hand of a consenting person who has neither the motivation nor inclination to engage in the aforementioned sexual manovoure.

I'm on me blob, and I'm really tired, but you can have a corpsie if you're real keen.

by JaffyMc June 17, 2016

corpsie

/kôrps/ee

a selfie taken to make the subjects appear dead, or corpse-like.

Quickly, squirt this ketchup on my blouse - I need this corpsie to look authentic.

by jwattsj June 18, 2016

Corpsiii

Corpsiii is known as the SC Site commander but also known as the Initiate Destroyer

Sir corpsiii the Initiate Destroyer is quite exquisite

by boomboomers January 17, 2020

corpsenetwork

A Wattpad writer with a singular stan that loves them like a husband.

“Damn, that new author is a lot like corpsenetwork.”

by LittleLeopardLad May 3, 2022