Long Distance Coronalationship

When you are separated from your girlfriend or boyfriend because of coronavirus, even if you live in the same city.

"I'm in a Long Distance Coronalationship with my super hot coding boyfriend Jonah even though he lives 3 kilometers away from me and I just want to squiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish him!"

"I haven't seen my boyfriend for weeks because we are in a Long Distance Coronalationship"

by nnnnnnnn8 April 7, 2020

Connally

A sweet girl that can move on from a guy in a blink of an eye. She’s sensitive and sweet. If you get your hands on a connally don’t let her go. She’s beautiful on the inside and out.

Joe: did you see that beautiful girl over there
Cooper: ya she’s probably a connally

by Slinkier May 24, 2019

CoronaLingus

In these uncertain times...replacing the typical dental dam with a sheet of plexiglass, latex gloves, face covering, and with hand sanitizer (at least 60% alcohol of course) standing closely by for a quick scrub up when you finish! A very intimate experience.

The new normal created by this pandemic will all have us thinking outside the box when engaging in CoronaLingus.

by Lainey Daddy May 22, 2020

Coronaland

The most infectious place on earth. The food is ridiculously expensive, you have to queue for hours to get anything and only the young have a good time.

Guy 1: Hey mate, do you wanna go to Coronaland this weekend?

Guy 2: Hell yeah. Let’s make sure we get souvenirs for our grannies.

by likesecco March 26, 2020

Corollya

The process of hitting someone or running someone over in a Toyota Corolla

Do you think he's gonna do anything to me
Yeh uleh, he's gonna corollya Dimitri

by tikkylove June 10, 2008

Coronalingus

Sex during the Coronavirus time of social distancing.

My fiancé and I are practicing social distancing by ordering take-out and engaging in coronalingus.

by xoMarilynxo March 18, 2020

massive coronary

(MASS-iv KORE-o-nair-ee) noun. A Jewish heart attack

Rose: Oy Gevalt! Sylvia, have you heard the news?
Sylvia: Nu?
Rose: Eugene had a massive coronary today.
Sylvia: Thank G-d it wasn't a goyish heart attack.

by Nedd Ludd July 20, 2008