This is when a group of drunken cougars are actively groping you in front of your subordinates because they are intoxicated by your youthful sex appeal.....and drunk on rum-runners. Caution, these cougars are not afraid of inappropriate and awkward grabbing, kissing, and spanking. This can stop almost as soon as it began, leaving the young buck puzzled and mildly aroused.
Josh was "Cougar-Cornered" at the table after dinner when Thaiquasia was awkwardly kissing his face while Shanaynay smacked his sexy booty and simultaneously yelled "Hot Chocolate!"......
by corky bryant May 13, 2009
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by cheezdribble December 10, 2008
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A girl, usually from the mid-west, who is thick boned and apparently well-fed, that has amazing poon. Typically plays softball.
Dude: "That girl that moved in from Nebraska pitches on our softball team. I'll bet she's got some amazing cornfed poon. "
Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"
Other Dude: "Yeah man, that's all they grow up there"
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by Dr. Ganjaman August 19, 2010
Get the cornered mug.Describes a giant turd...that just so happens to be full of corn from last nights dinner.....Usually splashes you with it's fin upon release.
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