Career

ca⋅reer {kuh-reer}

–noun
1. A long period of servitude in exchange for operating capital and the promise of financial security and much needed health care coverage on release; golden handcuffs.
2. The mistakenly desired outcome of 16+ years of education.
3. An affliction whose symptoms are loss of life & liberty, general purpose misery, and resentment towards those who are unaffected.
4. A euphemism for 'professional labour camp'; these 'camps' are required to support capitalism's unsustainable drive for never ending growth.

Each of the professions means a prejudice. The necessity for a career forces every one to take sides. We live in the age of the overworked, and the under-educated; the age in which people are so industrious that they become absolutely stupid.

- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

by Loki's Friend September 19, 2009

Careening

Spinning while moving forward

God damn it i got second place in mario cart because i went careening off the screen
that sucks bro

by TopHatCatWUT October 22, 2020

careered

reaching ones peak/pinacle of success, the best you will ever do or get

He totally careered it with her, she's hot" " He careered it with you, he'll never be able to get someone who is the complete package like you

by PrettyPinkglitter November 7, 2010

Corbert

A fat ass that is a stupid retard that is just a big baby he also has never road a bike

Phoenix: "Dayton what's the definition of Corbert?"

Dayton: "Just look up the definition of fat."

by Koore July 23, 2019

colee

Colee is funny. She can also be very dramatic too. She’s kinda annoying but at the same time she can make you happy. If you know a colee whatch out but you’re also blessed

Colee is so funny

Colee is dramatic

by Monkeys r cool March 30, 2018

Coreena

A girl's name meaning...well... girl... Coreenas' are usually hard to figure out, beautiful, and very artistic. Coreenas' are also are extremely funny and can make anyone laugh with their strange humor.

I always wonder what's on Coreena's mind.

That Coreena! She is so funny!

by Coreena May 26, 2008

Corderro

A boy with a large penis.

"DUDE did you see Corderro bangin Lauren? His dick was HUGE!

by OMFGilovelauren January 19, 2011