vapid cooze

A person who is very boring and bland sexually. This typically applies to a woman who will not sleep with another man, and regardless of whether or not the woman is actually boring, it is effective as an insult. Literally, a "boring vagina."

That Edward Postma is a nice kid, but he's such a vapid cooze.

by Someonewholovesyou. June 3, 2011

Booze-Cooze

A vagina too dry to perform due to too much alcohol consumption. Busted inebriated pussy.

"Is it cool if I just blow you and then we sleep? I've got Booze-Cooze."

by MantaRay69 May 27, 2009

Primordial Cooze

The very first vagina from which our world was birthed

Garrett's mom keeps hitting on me, but she's drunk, and frankly, I'm a bit scared of her primordial cooze

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 5, 2010

tire cooler

When you dont have a cooler in you car so you decide to use your separe tire

"Dude i forgot the cooler do you have one"?No but its ok i have my tire cooler always with me.

by zkiller December 4, 2013

Franklin Wine Cooler

An alcoholic beverage made by mixing cheap red wine and orange soda. Usually Carlo Rossi Burgundy wine. Originated in Franklin, Massachusetts.

"Hey kid, swing by Anne's Market and grab some wine and orange soda. Franklin wine coolers tonight!"

by Abar42 July 23, 2015

Gacha Cooler

A Gacha Cooler is a non-heat Gacha community member. A Gacha Cooler is against gacha heat.

"Ew, is that a gacha heater? Time to call my Gacha Cooler friends."

by obsessedwithspace January 18, 2021

cooler dumping

The act of saturating oneself (and potentially others)with urine. Usually while drunk.

I got so hammered I cooler dumped on myself last night.
He ain't no cooler dumper.
JT cooler dumped on me last night.
One more beer and I may dump my cooler
Look She's Coolering on the couch.
I am skilled in the arts of cooler dumping.

by TKE January 11, 2009