Coon Slab

A Coon Slab is a very annoying person who, no matter how many times you tell them, will not shut up. A Coon Slab can be anyone, boy girl, white black, tall short, whatever. If you tell a Coon Slab to shut up, they will only get more annoying as the day progresses. The best thing to do when you encounter a Coon Slab is to annoy them. If you engage with a Coon Slab, they will set you as their target. Once you are targeted by a Coon Slab, there's no escaping. The only way to get away form on of them is to not be within a 100 foot range of them for a prolonged time. They will hopefully forget about you and you can carry on with your life as a normal citizen of the United States, Britain, or whatever count you reside in.

10 year old: Hey Gina. Hey, hey Gina.
Gina: What?
10 year old: Guess what?
Gina: What?
10 year old: Your short! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IM SO FUNNY!!
Gina: Oh my God you're suck a fucking Coon Slab!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow December 16, 2013

Coon Smile

From a Brooks and Dunn song "Hillbilly Deluxe". Coon Smile refers to a raccoon smile. When a raccoon smiles it looks a little cute, but a little devious at the same time. No racial references are applied to "Coon Smile"

Couple Kids, Sweet thing driving a fastback
Shoot em Coon smile
Hoping that they smile back.

by CKay October 9, 2008

dune coon

derogatory word for middle eastern people

Hey that dune coon is getting away with your camel

by Branny Pakistani December 7, 2007

coon gang

that dumb gang people at Northeast High School be participating

whats coon gang !
my dumbass gang wanna be in

sure!

by twinkybuster February 9, 2019

coon gang

a gang of entitled white kids who pretend to be thugs, but actually, they all just fuck each other

To Manni's shock, the coon gang was not a real gang.

The coon gang tried to compete but they simply weren't a real gang.

by CoyoteTeaParty February 12, 2019

Coon dick

Penis bone of a racoon (yes they have bones in their dicks) placed in the outlet of a moonshine still to help the distillate to flow smoothly into the collection vessel.

Stick a coon dick in that spout. It's dribbling like an old man's piss

by BigDood79 October 29, 2017

Coonery and Buffoonery

Antics and behavior displayed by certain underclass individuals in the Black culture, the end result being the embarrassment of the rest of the upstanding Black community.

see tnb

Most rap videos show large amounts of Coonery and Buffoonery.

by xzybit September 1, 2004