Cooncing

1.) When you flirt with a girl, but have absolutely no end-game
2.) When you spike your hair like Edward Cullen
3.) When you wear v-necks and flail your arms
4.) General unruliness

the present tense of the verb "coonce"

I was cooncing with this girl, needless to say, nothing happened.

by AvEsk September 29, 2010

Coonis Africanis

Scientific name for a black person. nigger jiggaboo spade porch monkey

There is a large Coonis Africanis population in the ghetto.

by midget slayer February 23, 2010

Coonzilla

A GREAT BIG Black Dude.

Damn son, Shaq is a Coonzilla!!!

by Gordon Howard January 14, 2008

dune coonitis

A disease that is only found in the middle east.it causes the dune coons..aka sand niggers to want to blow themselves the fuck up. there for alot of dune coons have it hence all the suicide bombing all over the place..

that fucking sand nigger had dune coonitis..good thing he is cured because he blew himself the fuck up..thats also one less dune coon we have to worry about.

by dunecoon69 March 7, 2011

Coontilly

A combination of a coon and a tilly. Pretty much a black man fight

Jon: Your a coontilly!
Rob: Just cause im black?

by Zalucky January 25, 2011

Coonitus

A disease when a women starts to only like black men and then becomes a black man.

Yeah, that girl Sarah contracted coonitus so we had to shoot her before matters got worse.

by N1993r S14y3r September 18, 2018

Coonin’

To be like a raccoon in the garage; to eat an unholy amount of food at random intervals of the day

I woke up super hungry last night so I started coonin’ on 3 gallons of ice cream.

by Ur fav garage raccoon June 13, 2023