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Human Cholesterol

Stationary masses of persons who, either voluntarily or involuntarily block passage of others in a confined space such as aisles, hallways, staircases etc.
IE:"This human cholesterol is frustrating."
IE: "The stairs have human cholesterol, take the elevator."
by Netah March 23, 2008
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Collested

When you're cornered at your post by a mouth breathing co-worker that won't shut the fuck up about everything you don't care about.
"She was in here for 15 minutes last night and it felt like an hour. Bitch just won't shut up."

"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."
by supersecurityfolk April 25, 2013
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coolever

the combination between cool and clever.
matt: "omgosha...elaine you're so coolever!"
elaine: "yeah, i know."
by mateochango January 16, 2006
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ColesterPlayz

A YouTuber obsessed with Bed Wars that both uploads and live streams gameplay.
Me: Have you seen ColesterPlayz?
Them: Oh yeah the Bed Wars youtuber!
by XBOXGamerGuy February 12, 2021
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colester-roll

a type of tasty manwich that consists of two pieces of bread (a bread roll) crammed with the finest heart attack inducing, fat dripping, fried goodness that only a true man could survive the consumption of!
man A - what you got there?
man B - a colester-roll!
man A - ?
man B - half a big mac, bacon, sausage, egg, butter bit of pork pie and and the end of a sausage role all deep fat fried and served in a roll
by wrad November 2, 2010
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cholesterol

“hey can i get some cholesterol”
“no timmy, i’m your mother
by mom’s delicious wap April 3, 2020
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coolestest

cooler than coolest... yea it’s a real word
person 1; ur cool
person 2; ur coolest
person 1; no!!! ur coolestest
by 12706 August 18, 2020
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