When some dipshit knows the lanes are merging into one because of a construction zone and they drive all the way to the end of the lane closing and cut you off at the last second, making them a Construction Cutfuck.
I was having a great day until that "construction cutfuck" made me slam on my breaks and made me want to beat the shit out of them.
Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.
Good thing I didn't have my AK-47 because I would have let that "construction cutfuck" take a few shells to his car.
by Sakpat February 12, 2010
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On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.
On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.
by Styxhexenhammer November 28, 2009
Get the Duncan Construction mug.Road construction is a team sport, usually played by only one team. The object of the game is to place as many orange cones on the road for as long as possible. The sport attracts a variety of spectators usually arriving by vehicle in the earlier mornings and in the late afternoons. The sport can also be coupled with a game of Detour. In the game of Detour, the fans are given a series of complicated directions to follow with one critical piece of information missing. The object of the game of Detour is to determine this critical piece of information.
1. Hey Bob, I'll be watching the Road Construction this morning so I'll be late to work.
2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.
2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.
by bob123456789123456789 October 2, 2008
Get the Road Construction mug.The time of year when it seems like every main road or side street is undergoing some sort of roadway construction. The fixing of potholes, trimming of branches, or (personal favorite) middle of the road guy in a manhole doing god knows what, are typical of construction season.
Getting to the beach was a bitch today, fuckin construction season is in full force!
I didn't even realize construction season was around the corner till they marked up my street with paint.
I didn't even realize construction season was around the corner till they marked up my street with paint.
by misanthropic guest speaker March 12, 2009
Get the construction season mug.Using your sociological imagination to completely bullshit your final paper for a sociology graduate student that doesn't understand what he or she is teaching.
by bewarnecke_00 December 18, 2014
Get the Social Constructionism mug.“Construction Anxiety” is a condition that comes from seeing orange and white caution cones everywhere you go. The overuse of these cones and all the construction going on around you is enough to cause this disorder.
Chase was driving and sees yet ANOTHER construction area with the orange and white cones. This sends his construction anxiety up to a level of epic proportions. The stop and go, slow down, right lane closed, traffic jams are more than he can take!
by Julesheart September 21, 2023
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Deploys into a Construction Yard, which contains the equipment for building temporary military structures.
Deploys into a Construction Yard, which contains the equipment for building temporary military structures.
by Extreme June 19, 2004
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