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open contract

Permission to speak your mind honestly

with the expectation offensive ideas will be tolerated.
Eg. "I wanted to talk in private but she told me to say what you have to say right here, right now!" So to me, that was an open contract, so I told her I was not her baby daddy!
by Lexichief May 7, 2018
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Constructive Bitchicism

con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm

When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !
"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"

With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.
by Chario September 3, 2012
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Constantinople Reach around

The Constantinople reach around is where one male is laying back on the floor and the other male is squatting over his face. The male on his back then proceeds to give a thumbs up sign and finger the other male's asshole
Jim gave me the good ol' Constantinople Reach Around last night!
by exotiic November 21, 2016
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Constant Fear

Being in constant fear is have anxiety always. NO matter what you do on certain days everything sucks and is scary.
Also it is a popular sound cloud rap group check them out.
by FArt Pee October 9, 2019
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contract weasel

A contract weasel is a person in a large sales organization that just sits around the office. He/she will appear busy when the boss is around. But in all actuality they are doing personal business on the company time. The only reason they are sitting there is to catch a call in or a person to walk in to the office. This type of individual is very very common in Military Recruiting offices. Although they are less common in the civilian world. Because their types of actions would get them fired. This person also has close association to the boot weasel. They think they know everything there is to know about sales but they really don't know shit.
Hey Jim who do you have going to MEPS this week? I am sending down Tim...What? you mean that dude I met last week down at the store. Yeah he came in ready to join. What the fuck? You are nothing but a damn contract weasel. Thanks for nothing you jackass now I have to go to Mount Olympus because I am going to roll a zero this month.
by pantyteamaster August 26, 2010
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Contractaholic

Someone who extremely enjoys/likes a lot/ gets off on signing contracts

Generally gets into long term commitments because of the joy that comes from the moment of signature as opposed to proper long term planning.

Negative consequences of the contractaholic are working at jobs that require skills not possessed, or renting apartments to expensive to own, both resulting in premature expulsion and forcing the signing of a new contract
marriage
1. Deena left the dorm for an apartment just cause she loves signing papers, that woman is a contractaholic

2. Now she's getting married, moving into a new home and getting a new phone deal for the 3rd time this month. Talk about contractaholic
by pandaninja May 12, 2011
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Constantin

The person who goes by this name is definitely most handsome, funny and nice guy you will ever meet. Firstly he will seem kinda odd, but when you are going to know him better, he will turn out to be very soulful. If you have a Constantin keep him and never let him go. It’s probably the best thing that can happen to your life. Professional advice: Get yourself a Constantin as friend/bf !

Oh and he definitely has a big dick.
(person): “why are you so happy?“
(girl): “because my boyfriend is a Constantin and always makes me happy“
(some person): “oh wow i’m so jealous. how can a person be as perfect as Constantin?“
(girl): “there is no possible way to be as perfect as these people. sorry BRO you fucked up
The end of the story: the person commits genocide out of jealousy.
by notme69420 September 5, 2020
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