Conservahot

Women, presumably mothers with teenage children, over 50 who dress conservatively and act in such a manner, but are also drop dead gorgeous.

Other forms:
-Conservahottie
-Conservhotasm.

Dude, your mom's a conservahottie.
Looking at her gives me a conservhotasm.
Mom, you're truly conservahot.

by Taybells; March 13, 2009

Conservacunt

A conservative teenager who also acts like a cunt. Tend to be intolerant towards people of different political ideologies, and tend to come from upper-middle class families.

"When McDonald's serves Filet Mignon, then they can pay their workers $15/hour"

"Dude, Andrew is such a conservacunt. He should try living on minimum wage."

by himynameisxtd July 17, 2016

Conservadouche

A conservative politician intent on belittling other's opinions, (not letting others talk) discussing how they're always right and people should listen.

Joe Scarborough is such a conservadouche.

by wallstacks October 25, 2011

conservacunt

An ignorant piece of shit who denies obvious facts and believes in whatever the bible tells them

A conservacunt was yelling that gays should burn in hell before I drop kicked that fucking cunt

by Dubiks January 28, 2019

Concerta

A stronger version of Adderall (forget what that jerk below me said) Concerta is a drug that gets you focused. But before that, it JACKS YOU UP HARD. You get twitchy, nervous, anxious, paranoid, and have panic attacks. It drives you crazy, gives you mood-swings and just fucks you up in general. After that stage passes though, you are a laser guided focus machine. I personally take a pretty big 72mg dose, and let me tell you, as soon as the shakes end, I can write a 15 page research paper on a subject I have never studied. Say what you will, but this shit works.

I took some concerta, and I got my paper written in record time. Right after I made a tinfoil hat to keep out the governments mind control rays.

by Demoslocke December 7, 2010

Conservadick

Conservatives. A.K.A People who cut the Teaching Fellows program in North Carolina.

Man my representative is a conservadick.

by politicaljunkie94 August 2, 2011

Concertafied

Being high on concerta.

Person 1: "Man, that guy won't stop taking concerta and has been up for 3 days!"
Person 2: "He's concertafied."

by Greg Simson August 23, 2012