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Freedom Convoy

When hundreds of truck drivers line up outside Canada's Parliament in Ottawa and run a train gang aka convoy on Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's ass to force him into giving into their demands to cancel the vaccine mandate. After each trucker has finished pegging Justin in the rear they tug down on his balls at which point he honks like a truck horn to proclaim his excitement.
Dale: Line up boys it's time to start the Freedom Convoy
Dale: Are you excited for it to begin Justin?
Dale: *Pulls down on Justin Trudeau's balls*
Justin: Honk! Honk!
by Ambiguousgenitals January 29, 2022
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Fat Convoy

Two or more fat people riding together in motorized carts, scooters, electric grocery carts, electric wheelchairs, or any other 'assisted mobility' product.

Most of these can be found fairly easily in grocery stores not only the mammoth amount of space they consume, but the sound of their mobility unit's motor and/or chains screaming in pain as they move, and the constant 'beeping' they make as they inch along in reverse.
I wanted to go down the cereal aisle, but my way was blocked by a fat convoy.
by masonthekiller March 9, 2011
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Conjob

The conservative slight-of-hand when defending outsourcing jobs by saying that it is not the role of private enterprise to solve the nations unemployment problem but rather to make profits for their shareholders. And then when discussing taxes, contradicting themselves by asserting that it is not the role of government to create jobs but for the private sector. Which is why they need massive tax breaks.
Paying lower taxes so they can destroy American industry is the greatest Conjob in recent history.
by 07079 August 7, 2011
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Granny convoy

The build up of traffic behind an elderly person who refuses to approach the speed limit, often results in convoy participants being late.
I missed my own wedding because I was stuck in the back of a granny convoy.
by Ben J K June 10, 2008
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Shane Conroy

The sweetest, most romantic in his own way, guy. He can make you laugh or smile so easily. It's hard not to fall head over heels in love with a Shane Conroy because it's impossible not to.
I never though I could fall in love with Shane Conroy.
by Freddy Cookie January 13, 2011
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Conjournomous

When something feel so good that you can't find words to describe it.
Wow! This mandarin is conjournomous!
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conjorned

basically conjoined but for idiots
hey the blankets are conjorned”
by taylorneedshelp October 20, 2020
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