confuckused

The love child of 'fucking confused'

I'm confuckused about how Whippy Griggs isn't globally reknown.

by J-Money July 20, 2017

Confuscius

A Chinese man that believed people were good

I agree with Confuscius

by Psycho Twins June 14, 2016

Confuctious

A feeling of confusion and frustration

While walking down the streets of New York City, the large crowds made me confuctious.

or

When asked a question by reporter, Donald Trump was confucted

by Al pal gal March 13, 2017

Confuckingusing

The agitated state of being angry and confused simultaneously.

This math problem is confuckingusing!

by Smollonator December 12, 2018

Confuckulated

when something is so clapped it becomes confuckulated

Yo jimmys dick is so confuckulated it goes left right and sideways

by Jah42069 October 17, 2019

Confucious

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Being confused about a situation. Not understanding. Unable to figure out why the heck there is so many.

"That girl has 3 face books, what the heck is going on? I'm so confucious!"

by -6C- July 27, 2016

Confucius

Confucius was a Chinese teacher and philosopher born 551 BC in Zou. His teachings are obviously influenced by a mixture of tea, heroin, sugar, cocaine, LSD, blueberries, apple juice, methamphetamine, prozac, zoloft, lots of ambien and a pinch of salt. He would normally make this mixture and ingest it about 15 minutes before meditating. When he would come out of his meditative state which usually lasted anywhere from 15 minutes to 126 days he would then write down his sayings. He also made his own paper in a mill he had built in his back yard. He never wrote anything on Saturday or Monday, not for religious reasons but because his wife ran a part time restaurant out of his paper mill building on those two days preventing him from making paper. He wrote the recipes for the restaurant which included several savory cat and dog meat stir fry dishes along with a customer favorite desert made from vultures liver baked into a pie and served with a light glaze made of sugar mixed with warm stomach acid from a North American snailshank whipperfish. Confucius died in 479 BC and was buried in 1976.

Confucius sure wrote alot of interesting sayings but, they can be confusing at times.

by saharadryhumor October 18, 2014