congrating

When you surprise your girlfriend with a grenade launcher instead of a tampon.

Stop fucking congrating me Adam.

by Blakewideeyes December 3, 2022

Cornplating

To point out irrelevant details when there's nothing else to say about something, usually a movie.

"I'm cornplating but did anyone notice this?"
"You guys are running out of things to say about this movie, y'all are cornplating"

by mick3ymouseclubhouse June 3, 2024

Conflingeld

/kənˈfliNG əld/

adj

Perplexed and bewildered, while simultaneously experiencing brain death

The excessive number of spreadsheets she was forced to peruse to find unimportant information left her thoroughly conflingeld.

by SoSlightlyScarlet March 12, 2025

Cornplating

A point in a fandom's life cycle where fans examine the tiniest, usually insignificant details in an effort to gather new information. Stems from an image on twitter of the character Dolores from Encanto holding a plate of corn in her hands, and the caption "I never realized she was holding a plate with corn in this scene."

"I was so desperate for hints at her backstory I started cornplating..."

by leopleurodonnie November 4, 2025

Subtle conflation

Subtle conflation between sucess and intelligence or education and intelligence.

Hym "The only real measure of intelligence is verbal intelligence. The ability to convert abstraction into articulated thought and then speech. And is largely learned. As opposed to mathematical aptitude which is largely inate or inherent. Nice subtle conflation though. Just admit that you want everyone to be nice to retards. That's all this framing of intelligence really is. Nice to retard mean to 'bigots". That's you're conceptualization of intelligence."

by Hym Iam April 5, 2023

Quantum Copulating

Having multiple sexual escapades in different locations in the multiverse simultaneously

According to pops, I have a half-sister in the Graxovort dimension who was conceived after quantum copulating with an extradimensional being. I bet she's hot.

by Devbrook December 8, 2023

co-imperative conflation

The complete (imperative) overlap between the boundaries of the phenomenological and the phenomenal.

Co-mperative conflation includes a complete overlap between the boundaries of synthetic dialectics and intersubjectivity; deontology (law) and science; and naturalism and monotheism respectively.

Reveals the phenomenal to be fiction ie. the internalized space of the contiguous is completely devoid of value in accordance with Nietzsche's paradigm of nihilism.

Fiction-theory.

The co-imperative contrapositive to contiguity.

Co-imperative conflation is counter-posed by co-imperative contiguity in which all conformal circles intersect at a single point (in contrast to an infinite number of points).

Co-imperative contiguity reveals the monotheistic (one God) divinity to be fiction which is later replaced by the meta-apeirotheistic (infinite self-God) sublimity.

by tomorrowtomorrow December 23, 2018